when someone tells me to exercise
i saw hell with my own eyes
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Jennifer Lawrence almost single handedly broke our Twitter record. Almost.
A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
are u okay
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I want to get good grades and go to college and be successful but I also want to watch every episode of every tv show on netflix